tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-197976062009-07-06T13:52:01.880+03:00Tampenii zilnice intalnite prin gropialbanezuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10862048635949456650noreply@blogger.comBlogger180125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19797606.post-1593576801034782152009-07-06T13:51:00.000+03:002009-07-06T13:52:01.882+03:00<div style="MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; TEXT-ALIGN: center"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5gTo63ExxGc/SlHXUATYHHI/AAAAAAAAC-A/ikIcPTdtWGc/s1600-h/Which_car_to_choose___by_Singingnaturist.jpg"><img alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5gTo63ExxGc/SlHXUATYHHI/AAAAAAAAC-A/ikIcPTdtWGc/s400/Which_car_to_choose___by_Singingnaturist.jpg" border="0" /></a> </div><br /><br /><br />Silvia din Iasi are o dilema si cere ajutorul specialistilor de la Playboy Sunt singura de cateva luni bune de zile si in tot acest timp disperarea mea a crescut foarte mult. Ma si vedeam fata batrana, fara o familie si deprimata. In week-end-ul de 1 mai, am cunoscut doi barbati care s-au indragostit de mine. Mi-au facut pe rand o curte asidua, m-au asigurat de cele mai bune intentii si am facut sex cu amandoi. Primul are un Logan rosu si este agent de vanzari, iar al doilea are un Passat, fiind patronul unei firme mici. La pat sunt comparabili, dar parca cel cu Loganul a rezistat mai mult (era si un pic mai beat). Ma gasesc intr-o mare dilema: pe care dintre ei sa-i aleg?<br />Playboy-ul, prin gura lui <a href="http://catalinmihaila.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">Catalin Mihaila</a>, ii raspunde:<br />E foarte simplu, Silvia. Trebuie vazut in ce stadiu sunt masinile: un Passat din 2000 luat de la cine stie ce arab din Germania poate valora mai putin decat un Logan 1.6 de 110 cai, nou. Fura cartea masinii la ambele autoturisme si verifica daca reviziile au fost facute la service-uri auto autorizate. Vezi ce uleiuri de motor folosesc (ieftinache? out!). Un bun indicator este si carburantul cu care merg masinile. Posesorii de autoturisme pe motorina tind sa fie mai buni in pat dar infideli. Benzinarii sunt mai sportivi si apreciaza valori ca familie, prieteni, amor. Amatorii de motoare cu turbina incearca sa pacaleasca lumea. Cei care au sub capota peste 3000 cmc au penisul foarte mic. Daca nici aceste considerente de ordin general nu te-au convins, trebuie sa iei taurul de coarne si sa faci tu insati un drivetest cu fiecare automobil. Daca unul din ei ar fi avut un gip, alegerea ar fi fost mult mai usoara.<div style='clear:both; text-align:CENTER'><a href='http://picasa.google.com/blogger/' target='ext'><img src='http://photos1.blogger.com/pbp.gif' alt='Posted by Picasa' style='border: 0px none ; padding: 0px; background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 50%; -moz-background-clip: initial; -moz-background-origin: initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: initial;' align='middle' border='0' /></a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19797606-159357680103478215?l=tudor-matei.blogspot.com'/></div>albanezuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10862048635949456650noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19797606.post-89752562005261001782009-07-01T07:50:00.004+03:002009-07-01T10:10:03.055+03:00asa traduc o poezie legata cu catuse apostrofate de ranjete absurde. te las sa plangi la linistea ce se abate ca un topor de sus in jos. doresteti sa fi ferit de cele mai negre ganduri ale omului simplu. zambeste doar cand vrei. simte doar cand poti. sa cresti mare!<br /><br />azi nu am nici chef nici timp. de nimic. imi vine doar o idee fixa in minte. trebuie sa ucid. tristetea si tot aburul din trupul meu. e vara afara si totusi tremur ca un bolovan speriat de avalansa. nu cred in radacinile ancestrale pastrate in beci. mai bine pleci!<br /><br />oare acum plagiez?! sau daor imi imaginez? macabru este trotuarul lovit de teasta grabitului. asta da imaginatie. bolnava chiar. mai bolnava decat 3 kilograme de coca pura. si totusi prefer marijuana. sau maria ioana!<br /><br />revin si ma intorc din nou. nu vreau sa para ca ma uit printrun hublou. imi strang pumnul tare rau. si musc cu jind din paharul meu de tarie. un cub de gheata sta tolanit la soare cu o nonsalanta debordanta. ma intreb cum face?<br /><br />3 zile au trecut. si vor mai trece. totul trece. mai repede chiar atunci cand esti la volanul unui ferari. si iti dai seama ca nu mai vezi nimik. dar toti te vad. si undei cutitul meu de branza? il voi taia in doo.<br /><br />buna dimineata<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19797606-8975256200526100178?l=tudor-matei.blogspot.com'/></div>albanezuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10862048635949456650noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19797606.post-76943983998750891022009-05-12T12:54:00.001+03:002009-05-12T12:56:27.828+03:00<div style="margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5gTo63ExxGc/SglHRhDOquI/AAAAAAAACks/xO_V8sLmQZs/s1600-h/A_facebook_by_Artimisia_absinthium.jpg"><img alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5gTo63ExxGc/SglHRhDOquI/AAAAAAAACks/xO_V8sLmQZs/s400/A_facebook_by_Artimisia_absinthium.jpg" border="0" /></a> </div><br />Are you sure you want to deactivate your account?<br />Your 80 friends will no longer be able to keep in touch with you.<br /><br />Oana will miss you<br /><br /><span style="text-decoration: underline;"></span> Boris will miss you<br /><br /><span style="text-decoration: underline;"></span> Alexandru will miss you<br /><br />Andrei will miss you<div style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://picasa.google.com/blogger/" target="ext"><img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/pbp.gif" alt="Posted by Picasa" style="border: 0px none ; padding: 0px; background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 50%; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;" align="middle" border="0" /></a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19797606-7694398399875089102?l=tudor-matei.blogspot.com'/></div>albanezuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10862048635949456650noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19797606.post-75735578418841105792009-05-07T11:50:00.000+03:002009-05-07T11:50:23.678+03:00<div style="MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; TEXT-ALIGN: center"><br /><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5gTo63ExxGc/SgKgz-9ELHI/AAAAAAAACis/q9iPrgnzuNA/s1600-h/Flying_Pig_by_goosezilla.jpg"><img alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5gTo63ExxGc/SgKgz-9ELHI/AAAAAAAACis/q9iPrgnzuNA/s400/Flying_Pig_by_goosezilla.jpg" border="0" /></a> </div>...sau mai bine cand o zbura porcu!<div style='clear:both; text-align:CENTER'><a href='http://picasa.google.com/blogger/' target='ext'><img src='http://photos1.blogger.com/pbp.gif' alt='Posted by Picasa' style='border: 0px none ; padding: 0px; background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 50%; -moz-background-clip: initial; -moz-background-origin: initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: initial;' align='middle' border='0' /></a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19797606-7573557841884110579?l=tudor-matei.blogspot.com'/></div>albanezuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10862048635949456650noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19797606.post-42702893392924766122009-04-29T08:45:00.000+03:002009-04-29T08:45:19.739+03:00<div style="MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; TEXT-ALIGN: center"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5gTo63ExxGc/SffpbxzV6xI/AAAAAAAACas/E9oo0-rjAMs/s1600-h/se+lucreaza.jpg"><img alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5gTo63ExxGc/SffpbxzV6xI/AAAAAAAACas/E9oo0-rjAMs/s400/se+lucreaza.jpg" border="0" /></a> </div><br />...cine se lucreaza?!<div style='clear:both; text-align:CENTER'><a href='http://picasa.google.com/blogger/' target='ext'><img src='http://photos1.blogger.com/pbp.gif' alt='Posted by Picasa' style='border: 0px none ; 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font-family: Verdana; font-size: 12px; color: black;"> Welcome to hi5, tudor!<br />Use hi5 all you want -- <b>it's free</b>! 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All rights reserved. </div></td></tr></tbody></table><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19797606-2574653801878858646?l=tudor-matei.blogspot.com'/></div>albanezuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10862048635949456650noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19797606.post-48227963308521780632009-03-26T21:46:00.001+02:002009-03-26T21:48:20.130+02:00<div style="margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5gTo63ExxGc/ScvbqEm2rPI/AAAAAAAACWU/AiM0hsNHvXc/s1600-h/8542_poza_mare.jpg"><img alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5gTo63ExxGc/ScvbqEm2rPI/AAAAAAAACWU/AiM0hsNHvXc/s400/8542_poza_mare.jpg" border="0" /></a> <br /><br />Daca nu ar fi nu s-ar povesti. Bine, nu asta ar fi singurul motiv pentru care e greu. Dar cum alt cumva sa fie cand te-ai hotarat sa faci saltul la un alt statut social. Adica de la vreo pitzi sau vreo bambuista ajungi si tu o doamna…ce pula mea. Se pare ca anul asta va fi greu pentru voi caci, odata cu criza ies la iveala si sentimentele pe care nu le aveti si va trebui sa apelati la demodata dragoste. Ce-i drept e greu oricum. Ai de ales culori, flori, locatie, formatie, invitatii, rochii, fotografi si cate si mai cate. Daca ar fi dupa noi, ar merge oriunde, oricum, oricand. Dar voi, nu si nu, va doriti tot tacamul, ca doar e ziua aceea speciala despre care visati de cand aveti 2 anisori si vreti din toate inima sa fie perfecta, pentru ca alta cine stie daca va mai fi - cine si-ar dori o mireasa la 40 de ani si mai ales cu vreun bagaj sentimental dupa ea! Asa ca alergati, va dati peste cap, faceti lucruri pe care nu credeati ca sunteti capabile sa le faceti. Si totul numai pentru 12 ore dezmat. Cand te gandeai ca ai fi putut avea toate astea si la Bamboo.<br /><br />Nu va crizati! Mai bine va insurati! </div><div style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://picasa.google.com/blogger/" target="ext"><img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/pbp.gif" alt="Posted by Picasa" style="border: 0px none ; padding: 0px; background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 50%; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;" align="middle" border="0" /></a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19797606-4822796330852178063?l=tudor-matei.blogspot.com'/></div>albanezuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10862048635949456650noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19797606.post-29690886143763036422009-03-17T21:17:00.001+02:002009-03-17T21:20:00.575+02:00<div style="margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5gTo63ExxGc/Sb_3S6VV1_I/AAAAAAAACRU/aTAbuLqaRYo/s1600-h/ayin_elemani_by_emreinanc.jpg"><img alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5gTo63ExxGc/Sb_3S6VV1_I/AAAAAAAACRU/aTAbuLqaRYo/s400/ayin_elemani_by_emreinanc.jpg" border="0" /></a> </div><br />mai bine somer decat salariat, mai bine gay decat insurat!!!<div style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://picasa.google.com/blogger/" target="ext"><img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/pbp.gif" alt="Posted by Picasa" style="border: 0px none ; padding: 0px; background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 50%; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;" align="middle" border="0" /></a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19797606-2969088614376303642?l=tudor-matei.blogspot.com'/></div>albanezuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10862048635949456650noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19797606.post-38976279485336293412009-03-16T10:21:00.001+02:002009-03-16T10:40:15.543+02:00<div style="margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5gTo63ExxGc/Sb4L8yi99zI/AAAAAAAACQE/meyk5V7eOP4/s1600-h/Lets_get_married_by_anacronico.jpg"><img alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5gTo63ExxGc/Sb4L8yi99zI/AAAAAAAACQE/meyk5V7eOP4/s400/Lets_get_married_by_anacronico.jpg" border="0" /></a> </div><br />Cand ajungi in acel moment si dupa lupte seculare hotarasti ca a venit momentul...cum faci?!<br />Adica iti dai seama ca ajunge cate pitzi ai cunoscut, cate cafelutze ai baut, cate filme n-ai vazut, cate camere de hotel ai inchiriat, cate asternuturi ai schimbat, cate si mai cate...<br />Si zice mintea mea in sinea ei...ca ar trebui o schimbare...<br />Dai anunt la ziar? Ii spui mamei, sau poate tatei? Intrebi prietenii daca mai exista vreo cunostinta nealterata deja?<br />Eu sunt in impas acum, how do i advertise myself?! imi angajez un pr, sau un hr, habar nam censeamna astea...<br /><br /><div style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://picasa.google.com/blogger/" target="ext"><img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/pbp.gif" alt="Posted by Picasa" style="border: 0px none ; padding: 0px; background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 50%; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;" align="middle" border="0" /></a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19797606-3897627948533629341?l=tudor-matei.blogspot.com'/></div>albanezuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10862048635949456650noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19797606.post-11615498073890077192009-02-26T09:11:00.000+02:002009-02-26T09:11:32.916+02:00<div style="MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; TEXT-ALIGN: center"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5gTo63ExxGc/SaZApOCDi5I/AAAAAAAACMM/aiHK7E9sD4M/s1600-h/BLUE_PILL_by_Virgyvamp.jpg"><img alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5gTo63ExxGc/SaZApOCDi5I/AAAAAAAACMM/aiHK7E9sD4M/s400/BLUE_PILL_by_Virgyvamp.jpg" border="0" /></a> </div><br /><br />- Stii cum arata o pastila de Viagra la interior?<br /><br />- Nu.<br /><br />- Aham, am inteles, le iei intregi…<div style='clear:both; text-align:CENTER'><a href='http://picasa.google.com/blogger/' target='ext'><img src='http://photos1.blogger.com/pbp.gif' alt='Posted by Picasa' style='border: 0px none ; padding: 0px; background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 50%; -moz-background-clip: initial; -moz-background-origin: initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: initial;' align='middle' border='0' /></a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19797606-1161549807389007719?l=tudor-matei.blogspot.com'/></div>albanezuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10862048635949456650noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19797606.post-21193064163033350372009-02-18T14:47:00.000+02:002009-02-18T14:47:49.059+02:00<div style="MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; TEXT-ALIGN: center"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5gTo63ExxGc/SZwDdHbVr9I/AAAAAAAACK8/7BBIa63UFfo/s1600-h/Dragon_by_AiKo_FriKkI.jpg"><img alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5gTo63ExxGc/SZwDdHbVr9I/AAAAAAAACK8/7BBIa63UFfo/s400/Dragon_by_AiKo_FriKkI.jpg" border="0" /></a> </div><br />Bunico, nu mi-ai vazut o cutie de pastile pe care scria Ecstasy?<br />- Da-le dracului de pastile, tu ai vazut dragonul din bucatarie?!<div style='clear:both; text-align:CENTER'><a href='http://picasa.google.com/blogger/' target='ext'><img src='http://photos1.blogger.com/pbp.gif' alt='Posted by Picasa' style='border: 0px none ; padding: 0px; background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 50%; -moz-background-clip: initial; -moz-background-origin: initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: initial;' align='middle' border='0' /></a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19797606-2119306416303335037?l=tudor-matei.blogspot.com'/></div>albanezuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10862048635949456650noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19797606.post-59249488900624653712009-02-18T12:34:00.000+02:002009-02-18T12:34:33.935+02:00<div style="MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; TEXT-ALIGN: center"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5gTo63ExxGc/SZvkOaJTLcI/AAAAAAAACKc/Bcs6DcmLGKk/s1600-h/Whipped_cream_spray_by_Diaol.jpg"><img alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5gTo63ExxGc/SZvkOaJTLcI/AAAAAAAACKc/Bcs6DcmLGKk/s400/Whipped_cream_spray_by_Diaol.jpg" border="0" /></a> </div><br />Grupa de baza 7413 - Lucratori in fabricarea produselor lactate<br />Nivelul de instruire: 2 (studii medii)<div style='clear:both; text-align:CENTER'><a href='http://picasa.google.com/blogger/' target='ext'><img src='http://photos1.blogger.com/pbp.gif' alt='Posted by Picasa' style='border: 0px none ; padding: 0px; background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 50%; -moz-background-clip: initial; -moz-background-origin: initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: initial;' align='middle' border='0' /></a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19797606-5924948890062465371?l=tudor-matei.blogspot.com'/></div>albanezuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10862048635949456650noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19797606.post-11373035139148121512009-02-13T07:53:00.000+02:002009-02-13T07:54:02.716+02:00<div style="MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; TEXT-ALIGN: center"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_5gTo63ExxGc/SZUK-oMtwfI/AAAAAAAACJ0/57h06uX_w_c/s1600-h/50_by_yoma82.jpg"><img alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_5gTo63ExxGc/SZUK-oMtwfI/AAAAAAAACJ0/57h06uX_w_c/s400/50_by_yoma82.jpg" border="0" /></a> </div><br />nu era domne o lege alu CNA cum ca tre sa fie stiri nasoale si dalea upbeat in proportii egale?!<br />ia lovit si pastia criza?! ca numa despre tragedii citesc! ba nu stiu cate milioane de oameni au mai ramas someri, nu stiu ce colos sa mai prabusit, scaderi masive de cote de piata?! WTF! astia cu presa lor...ei au creat criza...sau macar o alimenteaza( si vor sa ne sperie )<br />E! je ne me sperii pas!!!<br />luavar gaia! ca si asa numi place acolo:)<div style='clear:both; text-align:CENTER'><a href='http://picasa.google.com/blogger/' target='ext'><img src='http://photos1.blogger.com/pbp.gif' alt='Posted by Picasa' style='border: 0px none ; padding: 0px; background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 50%; -moz-background-clip: initial; -moz-background-origin: initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: initial;' align='middle' border='0' /></a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19797606-1137303513914812151?l=tudor-matei.blogspot.com'/></div>albanezuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10862048635949456650noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19797606.post-17216952540249919682009-02-12T14:10:00.001+02:002009-02-12T14:11:51.352+02:00<div style="margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_5gTo63ExxGc/SZQRpiQOsjI/AAAAAAAACIo/NI2oQ104ID8/s1600-h/Belle_by_anchor6201.jpg"><img alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_5gTo63ExxGc/SZQRpiQOsjI/AAAAAAAACIo/NI2oQ104ID8/s400/Belle_by_anchor6201.jpg" border="0" /></a> </div><br />sau clasificarea ocupatiilor din romania. ma gandeam sa le evientiez pe cele mai "speciale", macar ca denumire<br />azi avem DEFECTOLG. acesta este un specialist in defectologie care este o disciplina care se ocupa cu studiul psihologic si pedagogic al persoanelor cu defecte fizice, intelectuale etc.<br />NA!<div style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://picasa.google.com/blogger/" target="ext"><img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/pbp.gif" alt="Posted by Picasa" style="border: 0px none ; padding: 0px; background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 50%; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;" align="middle" border="0" /></a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19797606-1721695254024991968?l=tudor-matei.blogspot.com'/></div>albanezuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10862048635949456650noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19797606.post-53992591208957916002009-02-12T13:32:00.000+02:002009-02-12T13:32:40.512+02:00<div style="MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; TEXT-ALIGN: center"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5gTo63ExxGc/SZQI2I4zLuI/AAAAAAAACIg/91fdOv2yQgY/s1600-h/V9.jpg"><img alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5gTo63ExxGc/SZQI2I4zLuI/AAAAAAAACIg/91fdOv2yQgY/s400/V9.jpg" border="0" /></a> </div><br />*imi pare rau da nam mai avut rabdare pana pe paishpe<div style='clear:both; text-align:CENTER'><a href='http://picasa.google.com/blogger/' target='ext'><img src='http://photos1.blogger.com/pbp.gif' alt='Posted by Picasa' style='border: 0px none ; padding: 0px; background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 50%; -moz-background-clip: initial; -moz-background-origin: initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: initial;' align='middle' border='0' /></a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19797606-5399259120895791600?l=tudor-matei.blogspot.com'/></div>albanezuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10862048635949456650noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19797606.post-12816000882375619082009-02-12T09:12:00.000+02:002009-02-12T09:12:35.089+02:00<div style="MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; TEXT-ALIGN: center"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5gTo63ExxGc/SZPL4T-l-CI/AAAAAAAACIA/NHjY84i5LT8/s1600-h/Happy_Birthday_Ryan_by_Harruka.jpg"><img alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5gTo63ExxGc/SZPL4T-l-CI/AAAAAAAACIA/NHjY84i5LT8/s400/Happy_Birthday_Ryan_by_Harruka.jpg" border="0" /></a> </div><div style='clear:both; text-align:CENTER'><a href='http://picasa.google.com/blogger/' target='ext'><img src='http://photos1.blogger.com/pbp.gif' alt='Posted by Picasa' style='border: 0px none ; padding: 0px; background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 50%; -moz-background-clip: initial; -moz-background-origin: initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: initial;' align='middle' border='0' /></a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19797606-1281600088237561908?l=tudor-matei.blogspot.com'/></div>albanezuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10862048635949456650noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19797606.post-69297325005105048472009-02-02T07:35:00.000+02:002009-02-02T07:35:28.234+02:00<div style="MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; TEXT-ALIGN: center"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5gTo63ExxGc/SYaGH2BBnFI/AAAAAAAACFY/HMQXmVsk9Os/s1600-h/Full_Spectrum_by_Kel_____Bel.jpg"><img alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5gTo63ExxGc/SYaGH2BBnFI/AAAAAAAACFY/HMQXmVsk9Os/s400/Full_Spectrum_by_Kel_____Bel.jpg" border="0" /></a> </div><br />...sau ce se mai discuta prin buda ( la domnitze)<br />...sau cine mai frecventeaza cluburili de prin capitala<br />din ciclul ce doamna mea sunt o plua...<br /><br />pitzi1: fataaaa!!! cati bani ai la tine?!<br />pitzi2: fataaaa!!! iam cheltuit pe pachetu asta de tigari!!!<br /><br /><br />tx N.<div style='clear:both; text-align:CENTER'><a href='http://picasa.google.com/blogger/' target='ext'><img src='http://photos1.blogger.com/pbp.gif' alt='Posted by Picasa' style='border: 0px none ; padding: 0px; background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 50%; -moz-background-clip: initial; -moz-background-origin: initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: initial;' align='middle' border='0' /></a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19797606-6929732500510504847?l=tudor-matei.blogspot.com'/></div>albanezuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10862048635949456650noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19797606.post-73867253872828466112009-01-27T08:28:00.000+02:002009-01-27T08:28:28.785+02:00<div style="MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; TEXT-ALIGN: center"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5gTo63ExxGc/SX6pjEyhcnI/AAAAAAAACDA/eerFfohWJTA/s1600-h/P1130650xx.jpg"><img alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5gTo63ExxGc/SX6pjEyhcnI/AAAAAAAACDA/eerFfohWJTA/s400/P1130650xx.jpg" border="0" /></a> </div><br />undeva acolo jos...<div style='clear:both; text-align:CENTER'><a href='http://picasa.google.com/blogger/' target='ext'><img src='http://photos1.blogger.com/pbp.gif' alt='Posted by Picasa' style='border: 0px none ; padding: 0px; background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 50%; -moz-background-clip: initial; -moz-background-origin: initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: initial;' align='middle' border='0' /></a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19797606-7386725387282846611?l=tudor-matei.blogspot.com'/></div>albanezuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10862048635949456650noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19797606.post-26830750208056752008-12-17T13:42:00.000+02:002008-12-17T13:42:56.681+02:00<div style="MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; TEXT-ALIGN: center"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5gTo63ExxGc/SUjlvbFteJI/AAAAAAAAB8g/ZUCnoJmwLag/s1600-h/ATT1176386.jpg"><img alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5gTo63ExxGc/SUjlvbFteJI/AAAAAAAAB8g/ZUCnoJmwLag/s400/ATT1176386.jpg" border="0" /></a> </div><br />ai fi zis ca cu criza asta mai scapam din ei...cand colo ce sa vezi...BANG!!!<div style='clear:both; text-align:CENTER'><a href='http://picasa.google.com/blogger/' target='ext'><img src='http://photos1.blogger.com/pbp.gif' alt='Posted by Picasa' style='border: 0px none ; padding: 0px; background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 50%; -moz-background-clip: initial; -moz-background-origin: initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: initial;' align='middle' border='0' /></a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19797606-2683075020805675?l=tudor-matei.blogspot.com'/></div>albanezuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10862048635949456650noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19797606.post-56130716728761510302008-11-19T09:33:00.000+02:002008-11-19T09:33:46.804+02:00<div style="MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; TEXT-ALIGN: center"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5gTo63ExxGc/SSPBWmEZh6I/AAAAAAAABwI/K-2KQk3unYw/s1600-h/how_love_was_produced.jpg"><img alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5gTo63ExxGc/SSPBWmEZh6I/AAAAAAAABwI/K-2KQk3unYw/s400/how_love_was_produced.jpg" border="0" /></a> </div><br />daca dragoste nu e...facem!!!<div style='clear:both; text-align:CENTER'><a href='http://picasa.google.com/blogger/' target='ext'><img src='http://photos1.blogger.com/pbp.gif' alt='Posted by Picasa' style='border: 0px none ; padding: 0px; background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 50%; -moz-background-clip: initial; -moz-background-origin: initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: initial;' align='middle' border='0' /></a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19797606-5613071672876151030?l=tudor-matei.blogspot.com'/></div>albanezuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10862048635949456650noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19797606.post-33419260177558484912008-11-19T09:06:00.001+02:002008-11-19T09:08:51.809+02:00<div style="margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_5gTo63ExxGc/SSO6_wQ6DkI/AAAAAAAABwA/pEQzGxgbkys/s1600-h/IMG_6575.JPG"><img alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_5gTo63ExxGc/SSO6_wQ6DkI/AAAAAAAABwA/pEQzGxgbkys/s400/IMG_6575.JPG" border="0" /></a> </div><br />mam adaptat la mentalitatea din zona! nu conteaza pe cine ai oaspete, oricum castigi!<br />sau ce poti face altceva cand vezi poarta goala?! tragi la poarta nu?!<div style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://picasa.google.com/blogger/" target="ext"><img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/pbp.gif" alt="Posted by Picasa" style="border: 0px none ; padding: 0px; background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 50%; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;" align="middle" border="0" /></a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19797606-3341926017755848491?l=tudor-matei.blogspot.com'/></div>albanezuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10862048635949456650noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19797606.post-47108004172266561602008-11-18T13:08:00.000+02:002008-11-18T13:08:50.866+02:00<div style="MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; TEXT-ALIGN: center"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5gTo63ExxGc/SSKiQetPYzI/AAAAAAAABvg/dppkVE1aO80/s1600-h/MILF_by_velweb.jpg"><img alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5gTo63ExxGc/SSKiQetPYzI/AAAAAAAABvg/dppkVE1aO80/s400/MILF_by_velweb.jpg" border="0" /></a> </div><br />my mom has a friend. she's a ....<div style='clear:both; text-align:CENTER'><a href='http://picasa.google.com/blogger/' target='ext'><img src='http://photos1.blogger.com/pbp.gif' alt='Posted by Picasa' style='border: 0px none ; padding: 0px; background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 50%; -moz-background-clip: initial; -moz-background-origin: initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: initial;' align='middle' border='0' /></a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19797606-4710800417226656160?l=tudor-matei.blogspot.com'/></div>albanezuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10862048635949456650noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19797606.post-36436545925014679952008-11-18T09:27:00.000+02:002008-11-18T09:27:06.983+02:00<div style="MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; TEXT-ALIGN: center"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5gTo63ExxGc/SSJuSRv6oTI/AAAAAAAABug/0FxEWu7CBFk/s1600-h/bloodcell_682_559384a.jpg"><img alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5gTo63ExxGc/SSJuSRv6oTI/AAAAAAAABug/0FxEWu7CBFk/s400/bloodcell_682_559384a.jpg" border="0" /></a> </div><br />O celula catre un grup de celule:<br />- ce faceti aici?!<br />- <em>STEM!!!</em><div style='clear:both; text-align:CENTER'><a href='http://picasa.google.com/blogger/' target='ext'><img src='http://photos1.blogger.com/pbp.gif' alt='Posted by Picasa' style='border: 0px none ; padding: 0px; background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 50%; -moz-background-clip: initial; -moz-background-origin: initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: initial;' align='middle' border='0' /></a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19797606-3643654592501467995?l=tudor-matei.blogspot.com'/></div>albanezuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10862048635949456650noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19797606.post-91338751090754844082008-11-18T09:09:00.000+02:002008-11-18T09:09:42.504+02:00<div style="MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; TEXT-ALIGN: center"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5gTo63ExxGc/SSJqNKGAJoI/AAAAAAAABuY/IOVsWuZmmtw/s1600-h/I_Hate_Math__by_airetosE.jpg"><img alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5gTo63ExxGc/SSJqNKGAJoI/AAAAAAAABuY/IOVsWuZmmtw/s400/I_Hate_Math__by_airetosE.jpg" border="0" /></a> </div><br />am fost un elev pe care nu la inspirat matematica. cu atat mai putin profesorii de matematica. de curand miam adus aminte de liniile pe care mi le incasam la palma ca habar naveam sa rezolv cateo problema de olimpiada! asta stiam sa calculez, cate linii am rupt, ascuns sau aruncat pe geam...doar doar scap. nu mas fi gandit ca era poate mai usor sa invatz?!<div style='clear:both; text-align:CENTER'><a href='http://picasa.google.com/blogger/' target='ext'><img src='http://photos1.blogger.com/pbp.gif' alt='Posted by Picasa' style='border: 0px none ; padding: 0px; background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 50%; -moz-background-clip: initial; -moz-background-origin: initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: initial;' align='middle' border='0' /></a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19797606-9133875109075484408?l=tudor-matei.blogspot.com'/></div>albanezuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10862048635949456650noreply@blogger.com1